Happy Halloween (early?)

Dateline: Tue 23 Oct 2007

Notice seen in the Greencastle Banner-Graphic newspaper today:

"COW MISSING

Black & about 4 months bred..."

OK, city slickers: what does 4 months bred mean?

And I'm glad this cow did not go missing next week, when very possibly its ramblings would become fodder for the fundamentalist, independent, King James version only Christians out here. I can hear the sermons now....the cow was abducted by a Satanist cult....

(After all, it is a black cow, and it is 4 months bred)

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